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I find it hilarious that as humans we all begin life looking like little hairless guinea pigs that suck on boobs 24 hours a day and poo basically every second.  And how’s the sound of their poos? I mean how could I have forgotten really 😂 I literally am writing this after changing 3 poos in the last hour. I believe I just caught a glimpse of some remnants stuck in my finger nail 🤢 let’s face it, it’s probably been there since the first poo change of the night at 11 😂  Anyway fucking hell yesterday afternoon was a crack up if you saw my stories! I changed a poo, changed ourselves into outfits to go and see our family for dinner and then poo 🌋 caught on camera. It exploded out the FRONT of her outfit and all down mine 😂 #yourwelcome  What I was trying to get out on stories for a zillion years was a huge thank you to my friend @harem_haven for sending me a little package just because she loves me stories. Absolutely made my day 👉🏻 I was having a bit of a moment type of day yesterday. You know those where you feel like the whole world is crashing down around you? Aren’t they great? 👍🏻 So this was a nice little surprise in the mail!  I wonder what outfit or convo Lily will decide to shit all over today 😂😂😂 #realmotherhood #reallife #rawmotherhood #motherhoodintheraw #mumsgonecrackers #newborn #newbornlife #babygirl #pooexplosion #thesimpleeveryday #inreallife #motherhoodmoments #motherhoodalive
ᑭOOᑎᗩᗰI = Tᑌᗷ ᗷᗩTᕼ... flashback Friday to this epic blowout last year... not enough wet wipes in the world for those poo’slosions BUT look at that face. Lucky you’re cute kid! 💩💩💩 . . . . . #poo #poonami #poopy #poopydiaper #poopypants #poopydiapers #poopymoment #pooexplosion #poopexplosion #pooey #poopynappy #diaper #diaperchange #nappychange #nappychangetime #diaperchanger #diaperfail #diaperchangefail #nappychangefail #nappyfail #poopfail #nicu #nicubaby #premmiebaby #premmy #laundrybath #preemiestrong #nicucheer #poofordays
Throwback Thursday! An epic #mumfail while on holiday in Ibiza with friends. While I'm throwing out my best poses, an onlooker (aka my good friend Mark!) says "there's something leaking from him". I look at the baby's mouth; nothing leaking? What's he on about, he must be mistaken. Again he says, "there's something leaking". By now I'm thinking "Oh for goodness sake, it's only a bit of drool". But no, it wasn't drool, it was coming from 'the other end' ; gloopy, orange baby poo, all down my new white beach dress. These were the resulting photos. Not the glam family pic I'd hoped for. To make matters worse, a big group of young, trendy Spanish people were staring (and sniggering) at the whole thing. Oh well. ..I tried. #tbt #throwbackthursday
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💩💩 explosion . . . . #pooexplosion #babyboy #instababy #instamum #babiesofinstagram #photooftheday #babyted #woolyhat #mycutebaby
So this was how my morning started 🤢😭....a fantastic shit explosion 🤦‍♀️if your looking for an Instagram page of flowers and pretty pics you have come to the wrong place🙃... after sending this pic to my husband to show him what his son had done 😂 I zipped the gro bag back up for a few moments while I thought about how I was going to clean this mess up 😂where do you even begin 😭 the picture doesn’t even do it justice #realparenting #unmummsymum #pooexplosion #friday
Realities of motherhood 😂 . . Today I thought I would make myself feel half human and get my brows done. A nice relaxing treat which was far from relaxing 🙃 Not only was Elba thrashing around on me like a shark crying in my face, I was also concerned about rocking him with tweezers near my eyeballs.. he fell asleep right at the end of my appointment 🙄 He soon woke up as we got to the car so I fed him on the back seat. I was then about to put him back in the car seat when I heard the wettest of trumps! Knowing in my head he’s not been for a good few days I knew I was in for a real treat. . . As I turned Elba round he had shit from his neck down. By this point the car was steaming up and I was in a winter jumper sweating my tits off! I did think about transferring to the boot, however he was naked and it was throwing it down with rain. I’ve since got home to check how well I cleaned him up and..I’d give myself a 6/10. Average to poor! . . Moral of the story- never get your brows done with a baby 👍🏽😂. . . #hethinksitsfunny #banter #motherhoodbanter #thatmummytribe #realmotherhood #motherhood #motherhoodjourney #motherhoodunplugged #mummydiaries #mummyblogger #handmade #sheffield #supportsmallbusiness #handmadeisbetter #baby #9weeksold #pooexplosion #thisismotherhood #maternityleave #matleavelife #postpartum #mummyjourney #newmummy #wingingmotherhood #babyboy #photography #babyphotography
Good morning everyone! So it’s finally Friday the end of the week! One birthday party celebration and a week of uni done! I was woken up early but a poo ridden little boy! We won’t mention he crawled into my bed and smeared it everywhere 🤢😭. My oldest did his usual battle of I refuse to get dressed again! Finally with 15 mins to spare before leaving for uni I am trying to knock back some cereals! . . . How is everyone else this Friday morning. . . #fridaymorning #mummyblogger #mummybloggeruk #mummylife #boymum #boymummy #ecomummy #breakfasttime☕️ #tiredmom #uk #uni #unimum #studentteacherlife #madrush #mumofboys💙 #crazyboys #pooexplosion
I was reminded earlier of one of the downfalls of social media - particularly people's social media profiles not really being an accurate representation of their lives. . It occurred to me how many happy photos I post of my boys, especially Dexter and how smiley and happy he is. We are very, very, very lucky that he is an unbelievably easy baby and genuinely is that happy 99% of the time. (Don't ask me what the secret is, I don't have one!) . But it has inspired me to post an insta vs. reality photo. So, swipe if you dare... . Yes, that's poo. Lots of poo. Explosive, nappy escaping poo. For once, I was thankful to be at work 😂 sucks to be you, Daddy 😘 . . . #poo #pooexplosion #socialmedia #instavsreality #happybaby #workingmama #fulltimeworkingmama #mamaoftwo #mamaofboys #mamaoftwoboys #parentsquad
It wasn't me mum 😳 #pooexplosion #anothergrowbitesthedust 💩💩💩
Like butter wouldn’t melt! You’d hardly believe me if I told you we had to pull over two minutes into our journey to the supermarket because somebody had pooed so bad I could smell it from the front and that I had to change him in the boot of my car. And when we got to shopping I was paying way more attention to where he was throwing his socks rather than where my bank card was, which I left in the paying machine thingy 🤦🏻‍♀️ It’s just been one of those days but as always his cheeky grin makes it all worth it in the end! #monday #foodshopping #pooexplosion #pleasanttrip #panic #oneofthosedays #manicmonday #parenting #motherhood #mummyandson #singlemum #firsttimemum #adult #grownup #shoppingtrip #aldi #rollonbedtime #parent #singleparent #mumlife #onlymonday
Life has changed a lot in eight weeks. From a busy professional work life where I was leading over 100 employees to today where I am dealing with major poo explosions.  #pooexplosion #newmum #professionalmum #tootiredtobrushmyhair #bagsundermyeyes #notshoweredindays #lovingmyson #noonetoldmeitwouldbethishard
Ok so this video doesn’t show my sessions in ALL their glory.....Factor in time for a cuppa, natter, feeding, winding, possible poo explosions too...but I hope this gives you a little sneaky peek to a baby casting session with @halcyon_casts . I have a few sessions available in store @mamasandpapas in a few weeks time. Super excited about it! I will be in store at the wonderful Westfield Stratford City store during their Baby Event on 19th & 20th October! Booking required. Message me to find out more!  Photo credit @melaniegracephoto #halcyoncasts #mamasandpapasstratford #mamasandpapas #babycastingbuckinghamshire #babycastings #newmumshub2019 #pooexplosion #bespokegifts #lifecasting #artist
These Daddy (and Mummy) poo explosions cards have had a little revamp recently✨ You can choose between pink or blue designs as well as one baby or multiple babies 👶🏻 Christmas versions are now live and also include twin/multiple babies options too 🎅🏻 Swipe to see 👉🏻 Find all our designs on @notonthehighstreet and in our @etsy shop 💌 . . . #thenewwitty #greetingscards #carddesigner #funnycards #humourcards #rudecards #pooexplosion #poonami #newbaby #newbabycard #daddy #newdad #mummy #newmum #newparents #firsttimeparents #christmascards #funnychristmas #noths #nothspartner #notonthehighstreet #etsychristmas #etsy #etsycards #etsycardshop #etsyukseller #etsyukshop #maker #makersgonnamake #creativebusiness
POONAMI 💩- when Jorge has a poo explosion and it is EVERYWHERE! The only resort is to cut of his vest 🤣 ✂️ #pooexplosion #mumlife #dadlife #ukmum #watchthemgrow #funny #poonami #lol #picoftheday #love #boymum #mumsofinstagram #babiesbabiesbabies #babiesofinstagram #funnymemories #memoriesnottoforget
Trying to leave the house for work this am and of course there was a 💩💣 just as I went to open the door to catch my tram 5 minutes away.... To leave baby to change baby...??? There’s really no question when you’re a mum, it’s a no brainer🤷🏻‍♀️ The older little miss gets the more nappy  change feels like this⬆️⬆️⬆️ What’s your tips✅ to keep little ones still and distracted on the change table?? Good news, I made the tram😁✊🏾 #workingmoms #workingmum #workingmumlife #mumlife #worklifebalance #worklife #mumjuggle #momjuggle #alliedhealthprofessionals #speechlanguagepathologist #speechtherapist #slp #slpmom #slpmemes #occupationaltherapist #physiotherapists #babydevelopment #earlyintervention #pooexplosion #wrestlingacroc
When it comes to fitness (and weight loss goals) there are a few comments I strongly dislike now I’m a mum. “Make sure you prioritise yourself”, “If I can do it, you can do it to”, “don’t make excuses”. I have been one of these people in the past, well done loza. I had absolutely no idea what it was like keeping a small human alive and then trying to keep every other plate spinning too. Now I find these comments annoying. There’s nothing more I want to do than be able to fit a workout in on a daily basis. Even once a week at the mo would be nice, but when I would do that I do not know, that’s not an excuse, it is physically impossible. Granted I don’t have anybody around to look after Halle once she’s in bed but even if people do have their partner or family around, that doesn’t mean they have the energy after bedtime routine to get to the gym or maybe they’ve already been without their little one all day and spending those precious hours with them is important.  There are so many other different scenarios that can mean fitting a work out in isn’t possible. I’m not saying there is never a work around, I’m saying stop dictating to people when you have no idea what it’s like to be in their shoes. Bye, I’m tired, grumpy, thought I could fit a workout in today but couldn’t, and if my child poos through anymore clothes I’m done 🖐🏻
C O L I C  R O U T I N E | . . Here are some simple steps for the infant massage colic routine. Swipe to see routine ➡️ . . Take your time with this routine - I’ve just tried to squeeze it into a minute video. . . #babymassage was a complete lifesaver for us when my daughter was born. We used it everyday as part of her routine. She’s now approaching 3yrs and still enjoys massage on her feet 🙈. . . Please read the baby massage guidance in my highlights before starting massage 💆‍♀️ . . #parentingworld #infantmassage #babymassageroutine #babymassageathome #colicbaby #colic #coliccalm #trappedwind #pooexplosion #coldpressedvegetableoil #parentingtoddlers #mums #dad #relax #bonding #parentandchild #organicparenting
_Ohhh the adventures of motherhood.... . Bea's zip broke on her coat yesterday so me and Arthur are on our way to exchange it... 5 miles down the road and I hear a rather large bubble followed by a cry... YEP! An emergency car park change and subsequently a long feed too (the tank was well and truly emptied!) He's quite pleased with himself obviously... Where's the coffee??!! 😏🤦‍♀️ . . . . . . . . ____________________________________ #mumlife #pooexplosion #nappychange #emergencystop #babyboy #motherhood #mumlife #momlife #parenthood #parenting #adventuresofmotherhood #funtimes #babypoop #babies #nappies #parenting #kids #momblogger #breastfedbaby #breastfeeding
Yesterday we got all Leo dressed in a lovely shirt and jeans ready to go and meet his great Auntie. He had a nap in the car on the way there so was full of smiles ready for when we got there! We were happily surprised to see lots of other family had come over to meet Leo too! Before we got to photos Leo ended up having a poo explosion 🙈 so his photos weren’t in his lovely shirt and jeans, but that’s babies for you 😂. #4monthsold #meetingthefamily #meetingdaddiessideoffamily #dadandson #nothinggoestoplanwithkids #happylittleboy #smilesforeveryone #pooexplosion
When my aunty looks after me - she was so stressed about my explosion poop 💥 💩  she panicked & totally forgot how wondersiits work 😂 . . #auntybabysits #pooexplosion #wondersuit #5m13d
Night 2... school boy error for the humans! Someone forget to check that the other crate door was closed.... I'll let you guess what I got up to 💩💩 Mum keeps saying 'lucky your cute' 🤷‍♀️ #puppylove #pooexplosion #germanshepherdpuppy #germanshepherd #germanshepherdsofinstagram #gsdpuppies #gsdofinstagram #schoolboyerror #cratetraining
Another great day, today we spent a long time enjoying walking around Oliwa Park in Gdansk, its beautiful and especially now the autumn colours are coming out. We also experienced two poonamis in one day, as you can see by my hubby's face it was a sight to see 🤣🤣🤣 so after dealing with those I think we deserved our giant waffle we got on the way home 😁👍 #polska #poland #travel #traveling #holiday #familytrip #gdansk #kosmalafamily #family #familydayout #daytrip #park #autumn #walks #autumnwalks #poonami #pooexplosion #babygirl #baby #babyofinsta #mama #mum #mumlife #firsttimemum #mumblogger #explore #waffle #gofry #familyiseverything

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